Archives for: January 2008

The Jaded Gay DJ reports on his visit to FC ‘08 and presents a paragraph worthy of one of the vapid old virgins sf fans who used to lurk alt.fan.furry (one of whom pops up in the comments):

In some ways Further Confusion is a lot like Martin Luther Queen; gay boys, check (probably 80% of furry guys are gay, or at least can be convinced to engage in sexual activity with other male beasts); pre-occupation with sex and porn, check; heavy emphasis on costumes and dressing up, check; intoxicant-fueled debauchery, check; and, finally, everybody getting together with the pretty obvious intent of humping on Saturday night, check. What was different about Further Confusion was how amateurish all that was, and how heavily the scent of desperation hung over everything.

Edit: He makes a further post here which has some thoughtful suggestions which are bound to draw fire.

Meatspace miscreant Charles Bucchioni, known among Internet boy ass-trolling communities as Bucky Bunny, is awaiting release from the cold iron bars of Queens County until such time as he appears for his trial. Those joining us can read the details of his arrest, the uniquely pathetic origin of this drama, this opinion piece about the mess, or the rough outline of the whole debacle distorted and run through HURR HURR LOLLERVISION^TM. Sad story short the kid (with a history of theft and skipping rent) is welcomed into a home by Quentin Coyote who seems to be happy to take sweet tard ass in lieu of rent money. Surprise, Bucky steals their toys and runs away, leading to an Internet Tough Guy match among the violence furry set to see who’d inflict the most damage if Bucky happens to wander by Skokie, Illinois or Casper, Wyoming. Currently he’s in the custody of the NYPD who caught him attempting to break into Nothingkat’s apartment, while NK was home. I suppose his intention was to sneak in through the back door and demand NK fuck him in the ass in exchange for free room, I don’t know. Currently he’s wanted in three states for theft and by the National Guard for skipping AWOL.

Should mommy or daddy or his next Internet fuckbuddy help him post bail it will be really, really funny.

AAE, Inc. (who run Further Confusion, have informed the publishers of Softpaw that their magazine “would be against their new rule banning representations of minors engaged in sexual acts.”

Edit: Discussion of the issue on the FC forums here

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Random non-furry person discovers furries; empathy and hyperbole result:

Did the African Americans not fight for their rights? Did they not win? Who do we know that have been fighting for equal rights recently? Homosexuals. And they’re winning their war. So who’s to say the furries aren’t next in line to rise up and make their presence known? Who can say that within the next twenty years furries won’t be treated as equal as African Americans and homosexuals?

And FTW:

As I said, I am not a furry. I am a straight human.

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